William Anderson Jr. is the main protagonist of Violette1st.
William was born on October 4, 2001, and he is currently 20 years old. He has a big rivalry with his father, sister, and sometimes his cousin, but mostly his father due to him being his arch-nemesis.
William is a stupid, rude, crude, moronic, short-tempered, stubborn, selfish, reckless, naïve, remorseless, egotistical, and argumentative person who spends a lot of time playing on his Xbox and is usually shown destroying some of Lucy's objects, which bothers his family members (mostly his father Bill, who always belittles him).
He is often seen as hypocritical, as he has no problem destroying Lucy's things, but throws a temper tantrum about his stuff. Whenever anyone in his family (especially Bill) tries to get him off the Xbox by turning off the internet, taking the Xbox out of his room and hiding it somewhere, etc., he throws a tantrum and starts destroying objects around the house.
He has had six different Xboxes (one was a 360, another destroyed by his family, another sold on eBay, and the most recent being an Xbox One S which was destroyed by Andy and Bill, which was replaced by another Xbox One S, and later, an Xbox One X).
Onhis15th birthday, Williamdid not want to go to school because he said that he thinks kids shouldn't go to school on their birthdays.
Hisdebut in the Violette1st series was in "William Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Has To Do His Homework". There are older videos of him on Violette1st's channel, but they are mostly family videos rather than him being a psycho.
In "WILLIAM'S WALMART SHELF ASSEMBLING DISASTER!!!", it was mentioned that he has attention deficit disorder (ADD) and takes medication for it. This could be a main factor that causes William's aggressive and destructive behavior.
If William were asked what the worst thing that has happened to him, he would say that it was when he was tied up and got his Xbox One S 'destroyed by Bill and Andy.
His catchphrases are '''"GET FREAKING REKT!", "GET OUT!", and "DON'T MESS WITH ME!"
He absolutely hates Bill (who also really hates him), his arch-nemesis and most hated thing in the world.
He is very reckless because he did not even think about whose phone he was burning when he set his phone on fire.
He also happens to have almost no common sense or common knowledge despite being in high school, and he makes decisions based the opposite of "Don't judge a book by its cover." He doesn't know what "Deceased" means, though he uses words like "Consequences", "Accommodate", "Supplement," and "Justify." This means that he does not pay attention in school most of the time. Also, he thinks school is bad for people, but this is where everyone learns, make friends, and even goes to events for stuff like gaming, so school is really not that bad.
William often bullies Lucy and is usually antagonistic towards her. He also does things that greatly annoy Lucy, such as taking her things without asking her.
William also doesn't know how to act his own age since he's in high school, and he acts childish whenever he doesn't get his way or what he wants. He would usually throw a hissy fit or tantrum such as in WILLIAM'S PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FREAKOUT!!! when he throws a hissy fit when Violette doesn't cut his Bread Crusts on his PB&J Sandwich which, as a teenager, he should get used to. He also doesn't know how to spell the easiest words like "Candy" which William spells it as "C-A-N-D-A-Y" in WE ATE ALL OF YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY PRANK GONE WRONG!!! which is a word that is very easy to spell and learn how to spell the word at a very young age. William should be old enough to spell these easy words. But he doesn't, mostly because he doesn't pay attention in school.
Like Lucy and Bill, he's also very stubborn and refuses to stop antagonizing Lucy, give her her stuff back, etc.
He happens to be ungrateful at times and rarely shows grateful behavior. When his parents buy him stuff, he doesn't show gratitude at all, such as when Violette gets him a cherry snowball as a summer treat, William threw a hissy fit when Violette didn't get him a wild cherry flavored snowball, which caused Violette to get furious and throw William's fidget spinner in the family's pool in FURIOUS MOTHER THROWS FIDGET SPINNER IN A DISGUSTING POOL!!!. In WILLIAM STEALS THE CAR AFTER A SALAD RAGE!!!, when Violette made William a salad for the start of his dinner before a meal, William didn't appreciate the fact his mother made him a salad because he hates salads and comments that salads are disgusting, even though salads are healthy and Violette wants him to be healthy. Once William has had enough of the salad, William then throws the salad on the floor, making Violette angry and tells William to go to bed and not to eat, then William steals the car to go to Arby's. When Bill bought William new Velcro Shoes, a replacement Birthday Cupcake for his 16th birthday, and a Sansui TV, William doesn't show any gratitude towards Bill, freaks out, and destroys them, thus making Bill angry.
The only times that William shows a grateful behavior is that time when he thanked Violette for the Xbox One S after Violette sold his other Xbox One on Ebay after the dishes incident because William changed his behavior by doing the dishes (The Xbox One S was later destroyed by Andy and Bill a few weeks later, then replaced again with William charging $400 on Bill's Credit Card) in DISGUSTED DAD DEMOLISHES THANK YOU CAKE, William shows his gratitude to Violette by making her a thank you cake but Bill wasn't impressed because he thinks Violette spoils him and then Bill destroys the cake. In BILL CHAINSAWS THE ROUTER!!!, when William saw the new Comcast internet router/modem, he got so happy and shows his gratitude by giving Violette a hug for the new high speed internet. In KID RUNS OVER DAD'S FOOT IN TRUCK!!! (RAGE), William steals Bill's truck and his credit card to get GTAV after Bill forbids Violette and William to go out and have their mother and son night because Bill thinks Violette is coddling him and that she is gonna buy William GTAV instead of milk, William showed gratitude to Bill for buying him GTAV (even though William bought GTAV with Bill's credit card) and Bill was very angry aboutthis.
He happens to be hypocritical. In "WILLIAM LOSES IT OVER ANDY'S XBOX ADDICTION!!!", he stated towards Andy that he has "more to do things than playing Xbox!" and also tells him "You need to get out more and do some exercise!", which Violette agreed to, but William mentioned that he doesn't like to because he too plays XBOX too much when his family try to call him from upstairs. In BILLS GOING ON A DIET!?!? (RAGE), William finds Ding Dongs in Bill's gym bag after he decided to go on a diet and got caught cheating on his diet, William wonders why Bill has Ding Dongs in his gym bag when William mentions he doesn't like eating healthy like saying he hates vegetables. He also complained about Bill ruining the cat's 6th birthday in BILL RUINS THE CATS BIRTHDAY!!! when he ate all 24 mini cupcakes for the cats, but for their 7th birthday, William ruins it in WILLIAM RUINS THE CAT'S BIRTHDAY!!! when he burned his slice of cake with tuna fish put on there that Violette puts on for destroying the frozen pizza. William is also hypocritical in WILLIAM FLIPS THE TABLE!!! when he complains about how his family is treating him badly on his 15th Birthday thinking that he had a bad birthday by having a mini party/cookout with Hot-dogs and a small birthday cake with no presents along with Bill telling him to grow up and that he can't always get what he wants but William recently treated Andy badly on his birthday in WILLIAM'S ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY FREAK-OUT AND REVENGE!!! by ruining his birthday for the Xbox One S destruction by smashing the cake he made for him along with slamming it in Andy's face, putting ketchup on his shirt and placing it in the sink, rubbing cake on his back and even giving him a wedgie, making him have a bad birthday.
He happens to be highly stubborn. When his family tells him to get off his Xbox and/or join them for family night, he would usually refuse, which irritates his family. He is also stubborn when he refuses to take advice from others or have other help him with things when he is struggling like in WILLIAM SOILED IT!!! (RAGE), William refused to take Andy's advice on learning to accept things from others like when Violette wanted to buy William new clothes and books at the mall because of how nice and respectful it is, William wouldn't take his advice because he thinks he doesn't need new things and is fine the way he is. His stubbornness also happens in examples like in WILLIAM GOES BERSERK ON A HEATER!!! when he freaks out on his heater not working (which wasn't plugged to the outlet) he refuses to have Violette look at it because Violette was going to check on why the heater isn't working and found out it was not plugged in, but William instead didn't check if it was plugged in or not so he went outside to torture it and eventually destroyed it. In BILL SNIPS THE CORDS ON WILLIAM'S GAME CAPTURE!!!, Violette offered to help William fix his game stream but William refused because he thinks Violette is bad at Technology which Violette thinks she's not which later caused the two to bicker at each other then saying "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" to each other.
He is also very irresponsible. He always destroys things, ruins food when his temper rises, never takes responsibility for his actions, and he is very lazy, such as when he doesn’t do his homework, refuses to go to school and doesn’t wash his clothes or doesn’t wash the dishes.
He happens to be gullible/naive, which isn't normal for him, since he is now 19 years old (which he acts like he's 8 or younger). He actually believed a troller on eBay was going to pay them over $70,900 (KID LOSES IT OVER BID TROLLER ON EBAY!!!). Following up, he's very irrational when Violette wants him to have new shoes, which he does, but he wants the previous kind of shoes. He states that they're "valuable". On a later video, EBAY SCAMMER BRIBES INNOCENT CHILD!!!, he naturally stated that he hated his old and torn shoes (which is another example of how hypocritical he is).
He is very nagging, such as when he nags about his Xbox.
Most of the comments state that he should be put into a TV show like "Beyond Scared Straight", "Supernanny", or "Dr. Phil" for being an ungrateful and disrespectful brat.
He happens to have a hatred for school or anything related to it, which irritates Violette, such as when he refuses to go to school, do his homework or go school supply shopping on the last days of summer break. In WILLIAMS BACK TO SCHOOL FREAK-OUT!!!, he complained about how his teacher gave him homework on the first day of school and refused to do it which ends up by shooting his homework with a BB Gun, burning it with a candle lighter in the bathroom and flushing it down the toilet. In WILLIAMS BACK TO SCHOOL MELTDOWN!!!, he burnt all of the school supplies that Violette bought for him. He burnt his backpack (which he had had since 2nd grade), binder and pencil pouch. In WILLIAM'S LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FREAK-OUT!!!, after passing all of his classes except Art, William doesn't even care that he failed art since he hated that class because he thinks his teacher is unfair. Later then, he celebrates school getting out by burning all of his school work, homework, and even his art journal, thinking he can play video games forever now and doesn't even need school. However, that is false.
William happens to be defiant. Some examples include when he refuses to listen to his parents like in BILL CHAINSAWS THE ROUTER!!!, he rushes upstairs to his room to play Xbox while his parents wanted to surprise him with the new Comcast internet router with faster speeds. He refused to come downstairs and listen to his parents until Bill chainsawed the old slow router. In FURIOUS FATHER RUNS OVER HEADSET, while Violette has a headache and hears William raging on Xbox when she is in her bedroom trying to lay down and have peace and quiet, Violette and Bill try to tell William to stop being loud because of Violette's headache. William doesn't believe Violette has a headache and won't listen to his parents and continues raging on Xbox, which causes Bill to take his headset and run it over for how disrespectful and defiant he is.
William will also say "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" at times whenever he feels like his parents, especially Violette, are annoying him. Some examples include when Violette wants him to go see the special doctor and William thinks she is being talkative in WILLIAM REFUSES TO SEE THE "SPECIAL" DOCTOR!!!, wants William to stop cussing from now on after hearing him say the S word in WILLIAM SAID SH*T!!!, wants William to vacuum his bed after the glass shards are on his bed after axing the Sansui TV Bill got for him for $5 with telling her to "GTFO" (which stands for "get the f**k out") and tells him again if he wants his $10 allowance and then William begins to say "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" in UNGRATEFUL KID DESTROYS HIS NEW TV!!! or when she offered to help William by fixing the sound to his game stream, but William thinks Violette is the worst with technology and after the two bicker at each other William begins to cover his ears and say "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" and Violette replies back at him in BILL SNIPS THE CORDS ON WILLIAM'S GAME CAPTURE!!!. It's possible that William also has oppositional defiant disorder (ODD).
William happens to be childish and immature at times as he loses his temper extremely often, such as when he doesn't get what he wants or his way, and he burns objects, which is like playing with fire. Examples include William Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Has To Do His Homework when Violette wants him to do his homework when she found William's real homework assignment and didn't do his math homework correctly and she wanted William to redo it. William constantly throws a tantrum by crumbling up his homework and wanting to go to bed, but Violette wouldn't let him go to bed until he does his homework and threatens to show the video to his school principal by email if he chooses to go to bed and not do his assignment. William said, "I'll break the camera!" (which would become some of the words in the first intro). In KID HAS A MELTDOWN IN THE PARKING LOT! William completely lost his temper over Violette wanting to get pumpkins at the store to carve. William chose to be uncooperative and threw a tantrum after complaining about Violette constantly bothering him about wanting him off the Xbox and doing something he doesn't want to do. William threw his tantrum in the parking lot and sitting next to a small tree in the parking lot hugging it to be alone after throwing his tantrum. In EAT MY SPAM!!! (RAGE), William throws a fit when he said he wanted Domino's Pizza for dinner, but his parents said no because of how they have food in the house, and how William ruined the previous Domino's Pizza night when he smashed raw eggs on one of the pizzas and burned the other pizza. He kept throwing a fit about wanting Domino's Pizza the entire time. He also happens to be childish in WILLIAM'S PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FREAKOUT!!! when he refused to eat bread crusts especially since he's in high school now (he was 15 years old in that video) which at his age he should get used to eating bread crusts because he isn't 10 years old anymore. But William doesn't understand his age difference and maturity, which frustrates Violette.
William happens to be resistant to change. In WILLIAM REFUSES TO GET NEW SHOES!!!, a 2017 video, he refused to get a new pair of shoes even though the shoes he had were falling apart. He also used the same school folder that he used the previous school year, duct taping it whenever there was a tear in it, as well as using a Ziploc bag as a pencil case that he had used since the 2014-2015 school year (the middle of the school year before the previous year) that he kept duct taping so he could keep using it, and not letting Violette get him a real pencil case. Violette explained that, after Bill chainsawed his door, William fixed it by duct taping it instead of getting a new door. In MOM LOSES IT OVER SON'S CHOICE IN SHOES!!!, William did agree to get a new pair of shoes, but they were the same style of shoes that he already had, and he didn't want to get a different style. In MOM AUCTION'S SON'S SHOES ON EBAY FOR A PENNY!!!, Violette explained that he wanted to keep his torn up shoes, sleeping in his shoes, and even locking his shoes in the bathroom with him when he takes a shower as he's afraid someone is gonna take his shoes from him. He also refuses to get new clothes as shown in WILLIAM'S MALL CLOTHES SHOPPING FREAK-OUT!!! where Violette wanted him to get new clothes and during their mall shopping night, William refused to let Violette buy him at least one new piece of clothing. But in 2018 raging videos, William is shown wearing new clothes like in KID PICKAXES FORTNITE MONOPOLY BOARD GAME!!!, where he is seen wearing a new hoodie and not wearing Osiris shoes for the first time on video.
William happens to be bossy at times (just like Bill). Examples include when he orders his parents to do something for him in a rude way, like when he wants Violette to make him food or take him out to eat, he would say something like "Make me some food!" or "Take me to go out and eat," without saying "please" or "thank you". Examples include WILLIAM REFUSES TO SEE THE "SPECIAL" DOCTOR!!!, where he yells at Violette to make him food after refusing to see his special doctor with jumping on the couch along with showing his buttocks. Also, in WILLIAM STEALS THE CAR AFTER A SALAD RAGE!!!, when William wanted something to eat, he bossed Violette around. Violette refused to make him food until William used his manners. When William finally used his manners but said it in a rude tone, Violette still made food for William which turns out to be a salad and William hated it. He is also bossy to Bill such as in UNGRATEFUL KID DESTROYS HIS NEW TV!!!, he ordered Bill to give him a big Samsung 55 inch 4K QLED UHDTV after Bill purchased him a small Sansui TV, but Bill denied his demand.
He is also very inconsiderate as he shows absolutely no remorse or regret for his actions whatsoever and never learns his lesson (even if he pretends he does) as he constantly destroys things, acts extremely rude and abrasive to his family, is very loud at night when his family is trying to sleep, and doesn't care about whether or not he's being loud.
William seems to have apathy. He has a lack of interest in many different things and dislikes a lot of things such as spending time with his family, doing something productive and school. All he cares about is his Xbox, playing pranks, destroying objects, and eating unhealthy food. How William does all of these things is really affecting his lifestyle and health.
William's temper tantrums survived from his childhood into his teenage years.
William had violated YouTube's Community Guidelines by telling the Violette1st fans to dislike Tony Tornado's video "Violette1st RUINED MY CHANNEL AND HERE IS THE PROOF DMS!" just because he says that they copied him.
He is also shown to be extremely impatient, as shown in WILLIAM GOES BERSERK STABS AND BURNS THE ROUTER!!!, where he destroys the internet router because he has to wait until Saturday to have the router fixed, which he feels like is a long time due to his impatience. He also shows this in WILLIAM'S GEEK SQUAD CALL MELTDOWN!!!, where he overhears his mom playing a Geek Squad message, and he gets annoyed that there is no ETA on his computer, because he doesn't want to wait for it to be fixed. He then mocks the Spanish version of the message.
Nobody should learn any of William's behaviours due to the fact that he usually acts like someone who is 6 or under, and his behaviour sometimes gets insane. William does a lot of dangerous actions, such as squashing Andy's peeps with a knife and axing/pickaxing/burning things. William is very rude too, and he plays very mean pranks, such as putting laxatives in people's drinks and food. So William does not set a good example for behaviour. This is why Violette has a disclaimer where she tells people that William is not a typical teenager, so nobody should learn from William when it comes to behaviour.
Relationship with family
- Violette: I love my mom and all because she is always too supportive to me, but lately she has been treating me like I'm 5 years old. Like the time she got me a bucket of healthy snacks and kid toys in "WILLIAM'S HALLOWEEN CANDY MELTDOWN!!!", but I try to show her respect. I have been out of control when me and my CRUEL DAD are arguing and tend to holler at her when that happens. She can always understand me very well unlike my idiotic dad. Even though we fight, I still love her.
- Bill: MY DAD IS SO CRAZY AND I HATE HIM!! He has no respect for me! He always calls me a Jerk and a Dingbat! He has no respect for my feelings like he never shares his food with me he takes my Xbox away and sometimes threatens to destroy it, buys me stuff I don't like, annoys me like Prank Calling me or annoying me when I'm trying to drive, rejects my apology when I made him a cake to show him how sorry I was because I set his car on fire, and he abuses me and uses my stuff like my Xbox without asking me first. The worst thing he has ever done to me was when he and my cousin tied me up to a chair outside and made me watch my Xbox get destroyed in GREATEST XBOX ONE S DESTRUCTION EVER!!!. I wish he would just get out of my life, so I would never see him again. He thinks that I have don't respect him, but he always instigates everything. He will never learn how to stop calling me a JERK and DINGBAT and be nice to me. BURN IN HELL, YOU FREAKING' IDIOT!!!
- Andy: Although we fight sometimes, we have a neutral relationship, so I guess it's okay.
- Lucy: MY SISTER IS ALSO CRAZY AND I HATE HER AS MUCH AS I HATE MY DAD!!! She has no respect for me just like him. It's so annoying how she stole the Play Button, destroys my stuff, bullies and annoys me, and has even taken over my YouTube game stream TWO TIMES! She thinks I don't respect her like my Dad, but she instigates everything I am doing just like my dad does. She will never learn how to stop bullying me and to respect my privacy. I think she needs to grow up and act mature! I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET LUCY TRIES TO STEAL THE PLAY BUTTON!!! AND ESPECIALLY FOR SISTER RUINS YOUTUBERS LIVE STREAM!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL TOO LUCY!!!
- Zachary: My nephew and I have the best relationship of all. My mom wants me to behave in a proper manner when he's around. Probably because he doesn't want him to be like me. I show respect for him. He's pretty much the only family member that I get along with all the time and never fought once with him just because he's much younger than me.
- Brianna Harper: We are both dating and are in a great relationship! I love you, Brianna!
- Rest of the family: I don't wanna get into too much detail, but we have a mixed relationship.
William generally receives positive reviews, but he is still a highly controversial character due to his destructive behavior, stubbornness, stupidity, crudeness, recklessness, and rudeness to other people. Sometimes people feel bad for William, like when Bill and Andy teamed up to tie him up and destroy his Xbox, and harass him in his bedroom in "GREATEST XBOX ONE S DESTRUCTION EVER!!!" and when Andy beat him up on Christmas Eve and ruined Violette's plan to go to church in "ANDY KICKS WILLIAM'S BUTT!!!".
- It is implied that William got his driver's license in "SISTER FAKES INJURY IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET WAITED ON!!!"
- IN "DAD CHAINSAWS KID DOOR DOWN!!!", William's last name was revealed to be Anderson on the TV screen paused at 3:22.
- When it comes to William ruining his family's birthdays, he has ruined Bill's, Andy's and Lucy's 20th and 21st Bbirthday. He has not ruined Violette's birthday or Zachary's birthday once since he has good relationships with both of them.
- William's two addictions shown in the Violette1st Raging Series are playing Xbox too much and burning/destroying stuff whenever he gets angry at times.
- He is currently dating Brianna Harper.
- William has an Instagram you can view here: https://www.instagram.com/william_anderson_1004/
- "GET FREAKING REKT!!!"
- "I'M FREAKING DONE!!!"
- "FREAKING SCRUB!!!"
- "FREAKING JERK!!!"
- "FREAKING IDIOT!!!"
- "I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT!!!"
- "FREAKING FREAK OFF!!!!"
- "Any scrub that sends kids to school on their birthday is a scrub."
- "Well, I'll email him when he's done being deceased."
- "You have like, ten of your special moments every day! Last week it was your 'Special Reese's Cup moment'. You always have your 'movie night moments'. You always have your moments! YOUR FREAKING MOMENTS!!!"
- "SHUT UP!"
- "WOULD YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FACE?!?!?!"
- "I don't wanna watch stupid Christmas movies!"
- "I don't care if it's a freaking game!"
- "You're gonna take time out of my Xbox time so you can watch stupid Christmas movies?!"
- "It's 9:36. For real! Can I just go to bed? I'M SO TIRED!!!"
- "I am playing the freaking game and I keep freaking losing and I can't freaking win!"
- "I'm not gonna freaking take a freaking break. I just wanna freaking WIN!"
- "You want me to vacuum? I'll show you vacuuming!"
- "I should show that video to the police!"
- "Why would you go ahead an hour to lose an hour?"
- "I'm going to write to the president of the Daylight Savings Association."
- "SCREW YOU, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS!!!"
- "Why? Why do they set it ahead an hour if you lose an hour?!"
- "My dad has done too much crap to me lately."
- "You shouldn't have done that. That's what it comes to, okay? NOW DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE!"
- "I'M NOT WATCHING A FREAKING MOVIE!!!"
- "WHERE DID YOU PUT MY FREAKING XBOX?!?!"
- "You may have won the battle, BUT YOU DIDN'T WIN THE WAR!!!"
- "Least I'm not gonna end up a fatass like him."
- "I don't wanna sit down and watch freaking Christmas movies. They're so STUPID!"
- "I WILL BREAK THAT CAMERA!!!"
- "I didn't do anything wrong. Just give it to me!"
- "Just make it easy and give it to me right now!"
- "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."
- "I'm gonna starve to death!"
- "Have fun sleeping on the roof!"
- "Okay, so you're playing a stupid console game the time when you wanted to play Call of Duty."
- "What do ya mean? You freaking got rekt with that freaking shredded wheat on your head."
- "I don't wanna go to the light show! I just wanna go to Taco Bell!"
- "There's a light on your camera! There's a light right there! There's a light right there! There's a light right there! There's a light right there! There's a light right there! There's a light right there!
- "I HATE YOU, DAD!"
- "ARE WE GOING TO TACO BELL?!!!"
- "GIVE ME MY MOUNTAIN DEW!!!"
- "GIMME MY XBOX!!"
- "GET REKT! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DESTROYING MY XBOX!!!"
- "GET OUT!!!"
- "WE'RE NOT WATCHING THE FREAKING MOVIE!!!"
- "YOU KNOW WHAT?! FINE! I'LL GO UPSTAIRS! YOU WANT A MOVIE?! I'LL GIVE YOU A MOVIE!!!"
- "Yeah, but you do different things! The movie's just a freaking recording that you play over and over again!"
- "You play it over and over again! And you'll be like, 'OH MY GOD! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IN THIS PART!!!'"
- "I'm the one who should be asking questions!"
- "You can probably repeat every single word they say in the movie."
- "Your tablet's outside. Go get it!"
- "I can't wait for my Xbox to come!"
- "STOP SHINING THE FREAKING LIGHT ON ME!!!"
- "Time to go get him."
- "I'M GOING FIRST!!!!!"
- "I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT!!! I'M DONE!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!" (After William shattered the car window to retrieve his Xbox).
- "DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!"
- "YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT FREAKING CRAP!"
- "OH MY BLEEP! YOU MADE ME DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF IN MY GAME!!!"
- "I CAN'T STAND YOU!"
- "YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW GRAND THEFT AUTO 5!!! I CAN'T BLEEP! BELIEVE IT!!!"
- "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU FREAKING PIECE OF CRAP! I DON'T HAVE GRAND THEFT AUTO 5! YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW COPY!!!"
- "Every time we go there, She always asks me how I am and how's life going. 'What's going on?', 'Are you in a good mood?' and everything! I CAN'T STAND IT!!! SHE'S SO RUDE!!!"
- "It's just funny!"
- "I know! I could smell!"
- "I'M USING IT!!!"
- "WHAT'S OKAY?! HE FREAKING SLAMMED CAKE IN MY FACE!!!"
- "I'M NOT GONNA PAY YOU MUCH NOW!!!"
- "You are so annoying! DON'T EVER DO A MORNING PRANK AGAIN!!!"
- "Do you like hot sauce?"
- "He got it all over the floor!"
- "Call the freaking, um, BLEEP! BLEEP! people things."
- "Call the BLEEP! Whatever it is. Support."
- "Would you please call support?"
- "I'M NOT WAITING UNTIL SATURDAY TO PLAY GAMES, AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TOMORROW OFF!!! AND I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT VIDEO GAMES!!!"
- "You know what it is now?! IT'S A KINDLE FIRE!!!"
- "You're sleeping' outside tonight."
- "Ha-ha! Look what I have. I have your keys!"
- "I don't want to sit there and stare at Peanuts the whole time."
- "I DIDN'T COME OUT HERE TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING, I CAME OUT HERE TO EAT!!!"
- "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" (When William was ready to shoot the TV, referencing Scarface.)
- "I'M NOT WATCHING CHRISTMAS MOVIES!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!"
- "Your hat is stupid!"
- "The music SUCKS!!!"
- "Are you ready to see the best shoe in the world?"
- "Why are you being shoeist?"
- "Oh, you were probably saving it for Rotten Rebecca."
- "WHERE'S MY PHONE?!!"
- "Gimme my phone or I'm gonna text Rotten Rebecca!"
- "Here I go!"
- "My fans are gonna hate me!"
- "I DON'T CARE!!! THAT'S A GOOD THING!!!"
- "You good for a date on Friday?"
- "That's a piece of junk! That's a freaking netbook!"
- "GET REKT YOU FREAKING JERK!!!"
- "Can't stand HOMEWORK!!!"
- "That's right! You better run!"
- *throws fit* "WE HAVE NO INTERNET!!! WE HAVE NO INTERNET!!!"
- "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY FREAKING RECORDER!!! HOW AM I GONNA RECORD NOW?!!!"
- "It doesn't matter with my BLEEP!"
- ''IT'S NOT WORKING PROPERLY!!!''
- "I'm going to the bathroom."
- "SCREW SCHOOL!!!"
- "So one thing: GET REKT AND DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!" (to Bill in HOT SAUCE AND LAXATIVE PRANK ON DAD!!!!)
- "You're a jerkier jerk, JERK!!!"
- "I'm gonna turn off your phone. How'd you feel about that?!"
- "That's what you get. GET FREAKING REKT!!!"
- "SCREW YOU ALL!!! I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS!!!"
- "I'm so cold now! MY EAR HURTS!!!"
- "The combination of chocolate and Gatorade helps cure my ear."
- "GET THIS FREAKING PILLOW OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
- "THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!!!"
- "FOR A PENNY?!?!?! AGAIN?!?!?! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU DID THIS CRAP TO ME!!!"
- "Those shoes are very valuable to me, You don't understand."
- "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF THESE SHOES!!!"
- "I'm getting $70,900!"
- "What do you mean they're not going to pay."
- "YOU'RE A DINGBAT!! YOU'RE A DINGBAT!!!" (While arguing with Bill during his driving lesson)
- "F*CK!!!" (When Bill turned off the internet while William was raging on Fortnite)
- "I said no such thing!"
- "I will break that camera!"
- "I'm not taking this bullcrap!"
- "Course you wanna BIG MAC!"
- "Why do you need 2 ice creams and a big mac?"
- "2 ICE CREAMS AND A BIG MAC?!"
- "DON'T EVER BUY ME WALMART DISCOUNT SHOES AGAIN!!!!"
- "WOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" (When something doesn't work)
- "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR 'ICE CREAM CONE' PENCILS!!!!!"
- *laughs* "Dad, since when did Burger King start putting hot sauce on their burgers?"
- "EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!"
- "I GOTTA POOP!!!!"
- "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
- DO YOU SAY ANYTHING OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND BREATHE LIKE YOU'VE LITERALLY HAVE BEEN CALLING ME NONSTOP FOR 30 MINUTES!!! YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!
- I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TIE UP YOUR FAMILY!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?! I WILL TRACK DOWN EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU EVER KNOWN!!!!!!
- That's what I think of your (something)! (Whenever he destroys something like a pumpkin or Bill's home cooked burgers)
- Mom, I don't want that pizza!
- I wanted Pizza Hut pizza, but no, you just had to get out the frozen pizza, well I told you I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT, I DON'T WANT IT, I WANT PIZZA HUT!!! (A hissy fit William throws when he couldn't get Pizza Hut and has to eat the frozen pizza)
- You stop being so spoiled!
- Alright I'll take the nothing option!
- IT'S NOT EVEN A SAMSUNG!! IT'S A SANSUI!!
- THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE AMAZING BUT YOU GOT ME CHERRY INSTEAD OF WILD CHERRY??!!!!
- YOU JUST MADE THIS WHOLE PROCESS A LOT HARDER!!
- Where's my $25 bill?
- HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP!!! (to Bill)
- I AM STAYING IN MY LANE!!
- It's MY XBOX!! You can't take it from me!! What did I do to you guys?
- BECAUSE THIS IS MY XBOX!!
- WHAT THE HECK? YOU BOUGHT 3 BIG MACS AND YOU DIDN'T GET ONE FOR ME?
- Two pizzas are not enough. I'm gonna go to bed freaking hungry.
- When do you ever get me gifts?
- I PAID FOR HALF OF THIS!!
- I WANTED TO GO OUT!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU EARLIER!!
- I'm not talking to any of you for a week!!
- BECAUSE IT'S MY CONTROLLER!!
- NO JUST GIMME MY CONTROLLER MY FRIENDS WAITING FOR ME ON THE 360!!
- SHE WON'T GIMME MY CONTROLLER!!
- NO IT'S MY CONTROLLER!!
- I can't handle these pranks!!
- I'm trying to play some Fortnite!!
- He won't let me sit here and just play FORTNITE!!
- HERE I AM!! HERE I AM!! (while flipping off Andy over peeps)
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM IT WAS ON THE SEAT?!?!
- LUCY'S CHOICE AFTER ALL THE CRAP SHE'S DONE TO ME LATELY?
- MOM, IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FREAKING START THESE BIG FIGHTS!!
- WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING??!?!
- They're DOLLAR STORE OLD MAN SHOES!!!!
- "If you want me to get off here, why don't you buy me a new TV?"
- "Open this. It's not funny!"
- "I know but my friends are waiting for me on the 360."
- "Wait, what if we accidentally saw his butt off?"
- "I told you not to mess with me, dad."
- "He's probably gonna poop on the floor if you don't hurry up!"
- "IT READS SAN-SUI!"
- "What kind of piece of junk is this!!"
- "I just want a simple FREAKING BIG MAC!"
- "Delete the dang video."
- "CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"
- "Why don't you go out and buy me something for once!"
- "YOU'RE BUYING ME A NEW ONE!!" (referring to the gaming laptop)
- "I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep. I already lost the game because of you. Do you wanna screw up my day even more?"
- "IT'S MY PERSONAL XBOX!!"
- "I DEMAND YOU GO OUT AND GET ME ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW."
- "Let's call them up. Maybe they'll give me a free snowball!"
- "I HATE REGULAR CHERRY!"
- "YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!"
- "GIMME MY CONTROLLER!"
- "Well, you're testing it out with my XBOX?"
- "Oh, so you can just sit there and be lazy all day?"
- "I PAID FOR HALF OF MY XBOX!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP THINKING I DIDN'T PAY FOR ANY OF IT?"
- "What makes you think you deserve this? You told me I don't deserve my Xbox!"
- "So if I can't have nice things, you can't!"
- "WHY DID YOU EAT A FEW PIECES OF MY CANDY? WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY?"
- "Well, what about the stuff that you destroyed I can't use? That doesn't matter??"
- "YOU KNOW WHAT?? SCREW IT!! IF WE'RE NOT WATCHING WHAT I WANNA WATCH, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS!! SCREW YOU!! SCREW YOU!! I'M OUT OF HERE!! SCREW YOU!!" (to Violette and Andy in KID BEATS COUSIN IN A FIT OF JEALOUS RAGE!!!)
- "DON'T EVER DO THIS CRAP TO ME AGAIN!! OKAY?"
- "A pack of gum?? That's my present from grandma??? A pack of gum??"
- "How did I mess up $25 in makeup?"
- "Does it cost $25 to put makeup on your face?"
- "Why do you have my Xbox?"
- "IT IS MY BURNED XBOX!!"
- "MOM, SHE CAN'T COME OVER TO THE HOUSE ANYMORE!! EVERY TIME SHE COMES OVER TO THE HOUSE, THIS KIND OF CRAP HAPPENS!!"
- "IT'S MY FREAKING CONTROLLER!!"
- "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!"
- "I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!"
- "Why would I like going back to school?? Why?? I hate school and you know it!"
- "YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND??
- "I'M DOING JUST FINE!! HAVE WE CRASHED YET??"
- "No, you're getting me that money. That's stealing, that's illegal. You can't take that from me!!" (to Lucy in a tantrum over getting only $1 instead of the $25 from her)
- "WHY WOULD I NOT WANT ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY?"
- "Why do you never have respect for me?"
- "I'm not going to school!" (on multiple occasions)
- "YOU DESTROYED MY XBOX!! IT'S ALL EVEN NOW!!" (To Bill after buying a new Xbox One with his credit card)
- "Why do I have to do it in the first place? It's probably like 1 point!" (referring to the homework assignment in WILLIAM'S BACK TO SCHOOL FREAK-OUT!!!)
- "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!"
- "Mom, I'm not gonna end up a fatass like him" (Referring to Bill when Violette talks about the weight issues in the house on DAD GETS SO MAD HE SHOOTS SON IN THE BUTT OVER FOUL MOUTH!!!)
- "A $25 BILL, ARE YOU AN IDIOT?"
- "Salads are disgusting. You wouldn't even eat a salad!"
- "WHERE IS IT PUT UP?!?!" (referring to William's Xbox One in WILLIAM SHATTERS CAR WINDOW TO GET XBOX!!!)
- "Well you were annoying me when I was playing Xbox."
- "Alright. You can take my Xbox 360."
- "I'm freaking done with this. SHUT UP, MOM!!!"
- "Someone bid already? I PUT THE BID UP YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!"
- "Why did you smash my Xbox? Oh my BLEEP!"
- "I MUTED IT OKAY?"
- "JUST MAKE IT EASY AND GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!"
- "FINE!! I'LL GO IN THE HOUSE!!"
- "SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE! NOW I'M GONNA BE GETTING MESSAGES ALL NIGHT!!"
- "WHO'S LOOKING MOM??!! WHO'S LOOKING??"
- "I put the whole bottle in your freaking milkshake." (referring to the laxatives in LAXATIVE PRANK ON DAD!!!)
- "I put the whole bottle of Mira-lax."
- "FREAK OFF!!!"
- "Hey dad! There was laxatives in that!" (Referring to the McFlurries in KID SLIPS LAXATIVES IN DAD'S AND COUSIN'S MCFLURRY'S)
- "I put laxatives in that milk."
- "I'm still mad about the pepper! I can't believe he did that! It was so hot!"
- "I just want this day to end and I'll start fresh tomorrow!"
- "Blah blah blah blah blah! I'm not listening to you! Blah blah blah blah blah!"
- "I barely even had my Xbox for a month!!"
- "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!"
- "I DON'T WANT REGULAR CHERRY, I WANT WILD CHERRY!"
- "I'll keep it down if I want to!"
- "Mom, get away!!"
- "He won't taste it." (referring to Bill and the laxatives in LAXATIVE PRANK ON DAD!!!)
- "WHO UNPLUGGED THE INTERNET!?"
- "WHY DID YOU? YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TOMATOES!"
- "HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WENT 7 DAYS WITHOUT THIS CHAIR? 7 DAYS!!!"
- "Well, you didn't answer my question. What makes you think you deserve them" (referring to the Big Macs in WILLIAM'S BIG MAC ATTACK!!!)
- "LET ME ENJOY THE REST OF MY FREAKING BREAK!!"
- "FREAK YOU!!!"
- "COME ON!! GET BACK TO THE HOUSE!! I GOTTA POOP!!!"
- "I'M GONNA TAKE A CRAP NOW!!"
- "WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING?"
- "GIVE ME MY TOKENS!!"
- "SO MUCH DESSERT!"
- "I gotta take a massive."
- "RESUME!! IT'S YOUR TURN NOW!!"
- "This game is rigged against me."
- "Why do I only have 4 chips?"
- "I rolled a 6 though!"
- "LET ME RE-ROLL!!!"
- "AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT?"
- "AND YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE WITH POOP IN YOUR BUTT!!"
- "It's not like I destroyed any of your crap!"
- "Thank you for the burger, dad."
- "ARE YOU KIDDING ME??"
- "THIS IS SO PITIFUL!" (referring to Andy's Peep Moment)
- "I don't wanna starve to death!"
- "I call dibs on the bathroom."
- "YOU DON'T HAVE TO PILE YOUR DESSERT PLATE UP TO THE CEILING!!"
- "PIGS FEET ARE DISGUSTING!!"
- "WHY DID YOU DO THAT??!!! NOW I HAVE TO PULL UP THE TABS AGAIN!!!"
- "I'M BLEEP! LEAVING!!"
- ”Yeah, I’ll give you our phone number, it’s []!!” (to the eBay scammer asking for the phone number)
- "GIVE ME MY BLEEP! DORITOS!"
- "I TRIED THE NICE WAY, ALREADY, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK!!"
- "WANT ME TO TURN THIS CAR AROUND!???"
- "I don't care this thing will PLOW them!" (Referring to the truck)
- 'Get it out of your disgusting mouth! Get it out of your disgusting mou-EWW! EWW EWW!!!!
- "Mom. you know I have a bad cough. Please, you can't put me through this! GET AWAY!!!
- "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY SECOND 16TH BIRTHDAY!!"
- "I AM NEVER GOING TO PLAY THIS!!!!!!!!"
- I'M NOT CLEANING THE DISHES!!!!! (In WILLIAM SHATTERS THE DISHES!!!!!!)
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?????!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER, WHAT DO YOU WANT, A COOKIE (inaudible) PHONE NUMBER. YOU FREAKING IDIOT! (To the prank caller (really Bill) in WILLIAM'S PRANK CALL FREAK-OUT!!!)
- ”HE’S SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT, I DON’T CARE WHAT THIS IS, IT’S MY LAPTOP, DON’T TOUCH IT!!!”
- "HAVE FUN! HAVE FUN EATING YOUR TERRIBLE BURGERS!!"
- I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR FREAKING BANANAS!!!!!
- GET OFF!!!