"YOU RUINED MY COOKOUT! GET OUTTA MY SIGHT!" - Andy
"Why do you gotta be such a jerk?!" - Bill
Andy and Bill to William after he burns the food.
The family tries to have a cookout for a belated Labor Day since Andy couldn't attend on Labor Day (September 4, 2017) due to his crazy work hours. Andy will be grilling chicken, hot dogs and bananas. As Andy continues to grill the food outside, Violette and Andy tell Bill that Andy will be grilling the food with Bill telling Andy to hurry up because his stomach hurts, he hasn't eaten anything since he had McDonald's for lunch earlier. Violette tells him to be patient. As Andy and Violette go check on the food outside again and then Andy goes back inside to get the bananas to grill, Bill continues to be impatient with Violette telling him to be patient, but Bill refuses to be patient.
Violette then goes the the stairway and tries to get William to come down, but he refuses because he is in the middle of an Xbox gameplay (interrupted) which makes Bill more impatient after William says he wants a half an hour of more Xbox gameplay. As Bill and Violette argues with William to come down, Bill constantly calls him a jerk and Violette tells him to be nice but Bill refuses and thinks he is a jerk and then calls Violette "Annie Oakley" because of what happened in MOM SHOOTS DAD IN THE BUTT!!! which angers Violette since she dislikes being called that.
Violette then threatens to take away William's internet service, which got William's attention to finally come down to the cookout. William is impatient when he goes outside. While outside, Bill takes the hot dog that William wanted to eat because he was impatient and hungry. William thinks the other hot dogs aren't cooked well enough and then loses it. Andy is getting angry at this point.
William then burns the rest of the food near the grill, which caused Andy to kick the burnt food away because of the propane tank inside the grill, which could explode if the fire got near the tank. Andy gets even angrier and yells, "WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PUT A FRICKIN' FIRE NEAR A PROPANE TANK!?!?!?" Violette then tries to get everyone to be quiet because the Psycho Neighbor might call the police on them. Andy stomps on the fire to put it out.
After the cookout was ruined, he decides to give up his cookout and tells William about what he had just done. William responds by saying things like, "SCREW YOU ALL!!!" Everyone goes back inside.
Andy stomps out the burnt food and screams at William "I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!"
Later that night Violette returns to the house and hears Andy screaming at William "YOU RUINED MY COOKOUT! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU ANYMORE!"
Andy, Bill, and William fight inside the house, and Andy calls William a moron. Bill cuddles with Elsie, but Andy and William keep fighting. Andy force feeds him a chicken leg, which William then ate. William tries to talk to Andy, albeit in vain as Andy, who is angry because William ruined Andy's cookout, doesn't want to hear a word from William and tells him to shut up. Violette then tells Bill that he shouldn't have taken William's hot dog, to which Bill answers saying that he was hungry, so he couldn't wait. Violette tries to get everyone to be quiet before she ends the video, but Bill called William a jerk, whereas Andy called William an idiot.
- Violette: "What about in the court house's book?"
- Bill: "Bill's in charge."
- Bill: "Bill1st!"
- William: "That's the hot dog I want!"
• Hot Dog ($1.50 in Damages)
• Two Bananas ($1.24 in Damages)
• Chicken Wings ($12.40 in Damages)
- Bill didn't call William a "DINGBAT" once throughout the video. Instead, he only called William a "JERK" since those are what he calls William all the time instead of his own name.
- This is the third time William creates a really dangerous fire. The first two being KID SETS DAD'S CAR ON FIRE!!! and DOMINO'S $7.99 DEAL GONE WRONG!!! respectively. This time, it was really dangerous due to the fact that he lit the food on fire right next to a propane tank.
- This is the third time William burns food. First being DOMINO'S $7.99 DEAL GONE WRONG!!! and the second WILLIAM RUINS BURGER NIGHT!!!
- Because of the neighbor, who was psychotic, threatened to call the police on them in KID TORCHES COUSIN'S LUGGAGE OVER VACATION DISPUTE!!!, this is the reason why Violette wants William, Andy, or Bill to keep their voices down and not to make any destructive scene.
- Due to the events of "MOM SHOOTS DAD IN THE BUTT!!!" Bill has started calling Violette Annie Oakley.
- Annie Oakley was an American Sharpshooter and exhibition shooter.
- It was technically Bill's fault for the cookout being ruined because of how impatient he was and him talking the hot dog that William wanted to eat.
- This video is somewhat similar to the McJuggerNuggets video “Psycho Family Halloween” because both the center characters could have inflicted harm by almost hurting/killing someone by blowing a propane tank up.
- From 13:18 to 14:17, everything looked green.
- Andy said the word "hell" two times in this video.
- The first time was right after William ruined the cookout.
- The second time was when the boys were fighting inside the house after William ate the chicken leg.
- The proper title should be "Bill Ruins the Cookout".
- William was most likely angry because he had school that week.
- This is the last video Andy appears in during 2017 and starts his hiatus until he returns in May 2018.