Violette1st 2015-2017 intro[]
William: Why?
Violette: ‘Cause it says...homework.
William: I’ll break that camera.
Script[]
(The video starts.)
Violette: Uh-uh, I guess we’re not going swimming.
Andy: Yeah, I wish he would just come down, it’s so nice outside. (Bill cuts him off) Its like 95 degrees.
Bill: Such an idiot.
Violette: Uh, it’s a shame, but uhhh, I don’t feel like fighting him. We could swim without him.
Andy: It’s not gonna be the same swimming without him.
Violette: I know, I just don’t feel like fi- (To Bill) Do you know how to get him off?
Bill: Yeah, I got an answer to this. (Gets up off the chair)
Violette: What’re y- what’re you gonna do?
Bill: You’ll find out.
Violette: I don’t like when "I find out" things from you. Great, we’ll find out, I’d like to know what that’s about.
Andy: I dunno. (A moment of silence.)
William: (Realizes that his room has no power) GOD DAMNIT!!!
Violette: Bill, what’re you- (The power of the house goes completely off.) (To the viewers) ohhhhhh. That’s what he’s gonna do. The electricity’s out. (To Bill whispering) You just turned off-
Bill: Shh.
Violette: You turned off the electricity?
Bill: (ASMR) It’s fine.
William: (To Violette) MOM!
Violette: (To William out loud) Yeah!
William: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE POWER?!
Violette: It went out!
William: I think it blew a fuse in my frickin’ room!
Bill: (To William out loud) No, I guess somebody hit a pole or somethin’.
William: (To Bill) Somebody hit a frickin’ pole out of the frickin’- someone frickin’ swerved the frickin’ car into the pole frickin’ idiot.
Bill: It happens.
William: Bullcrap!
Bill: W- well. (A moment of silence.)
Violette: William,
Bill: It is what it is.
Violette: -we’re just gonna have to wait for it to turn it back on.
William: What do you mean?! They- they let it go out with no notice?!
Violette: If somebody hits a pole, you can’t land.
Bill: Light problems, it happens. (A moment of silence.)
William: Do the frickin’ neighbors have their power?
Violette: William, it just went out, I don’t know.
William: Well, how do ya not know?!
Violette: William, it just happened a minute ago. (Checks to see if his neighbors have their power)
Andy: Now, he’ll finally learn that he’ll spend some time with the family.
Violette: (To Andy) I don’t think this was necessary. I did turn on-
Bill: All of it’s necessary.
Violette: (To Bill) It’s hot out, I don’t wanna go without electricity just to teach him a lesson.
Bill: He’s gotta learn somehow.
Violette: I don’t think this is gonna teach him, I’ll be s- (Shudders)
Bill: Trust me.
Violette: We’ll see about that. We’ve tried other things that didn’t work. We’ll see about that.
Andy: He just turned the power off though.
Violette: Well, not to the whole house at least. He’s gonna figure it out eventually.
Bill: He just thinks about himself.
William: (Comes back into the house) Why did the neighbors have their power? Their frickin’ TV’s on.
Bill: Whaddya mean?
William: Their frickin’ TV’s on!
Bill: Well, I guess-
William: I’m lookin’ towards you.
Bill: I guess it hit their power cord.
William: You’re the only one who does this crap. Did we blow a fuse?
Bill: I don’t think so, I checked it, I- I didn’t see nothing.
William: Just not- try not to jump to the conclusion that you did something. (A moment of silence.) Why is the breaker turned off?
Bill: What?
William: (Bellows) WHY IS THE BREAKER TURNED OFF?!?!?! YOU FRICKIN’ HEARD ME FRICKIN’- (A moment of silence.) WHY IS THE BREAKER TURNED OFF?!
Bill: I have no clue. (William turns the power back on.)
Violette: Hm, there goes that.
William: (Exits the office and yells at Bill’s face) WHADDYA MEAN YOU HAVE NO CLUE?!?!?!
Bill: I don’t-
William: YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD DO THIS CRAP!
Bill: It must’ve been the ghost.
William: W- what frickin’ ghost?!
Bill: Well, we have orbs.
William: Going back upstairs, don’t frickin’ disturb me. I’m not kidding!
Violette: William, why don’t we just go swimming, like I earlier. William, let’s just go swimming bud.
William: (To Violette) NO, FRICK OFF!
Violette: William! That’s not nice! William! Well, there go-
Bill: (To Violette) Never learns. Never learns.
Violette: (To Bill) Yeah, I guess he really likes those games. Well, you tried. (Bill gets up off the chair again.)
Bill: I’m not done yet.
Violette: Oh no, not again. I do not wanna go through this. S- so, we’re gonna force him to go swimming? Okay. That makes- makes sense. (A moment of silence.)
Andy: Hmm.
Violette: Hm? (Bill turns off the power the second time.)
Andy: It’s turned off now.
Violette: (ASMR) My god.
William: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Andy: Mm-mm-mm. (Violette sighs) What’re we gonna do?
Violette: That’s so mean.
William: (To Bill) I KNEW IT WAS YOU THAT TURNED IT OFF!!!
Bill: (To William) I told you, it wasn’t me!
William: YOU FRICKIN’ PIECE OF CRAP!
Violette: I don’t think we should fight-
William: (To Bill over Violette) WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FRICKIN’ TURN IT OFF?!
Bill: I wonder w-
William: (Over Bill bellowing) WHY DID YOU FRICKIN’ TURN IT OFF?!?!?!
Bill: I wonder why!
Violette: Well, I think he just-
Bill: (To William over Violette) You have no clue.
Violette: -wanted you to go swimming, he has a funny way of showing he wants you to swim, but I think he just wanted you to swim.
William: (To Violette offscreen) BULLCRAP, HE WANTS ME TO SWIM, HE NEVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING MOM!!!
Violette: I think- (Sighs) why don’t we just go swimming and not argue? And we’ll fit- we’ll just- we’ll do- we’ll fix this later. Look, let’s just go swimming come on. Don’t even- let’s make peace. Let’s make pea- William, what’re you doing? William, what’re you doing? William, what’re you doing? (ASMR) What’re you doing? (William does something in the breaker room.) Oh, okay. You just turned- what’re you doing? What in the world? (William screws the door shut, so that Bill can’t turn off the power anymore.) William. Are you kidding me? (The screwdriver makes a farting noise.) What’re you doing? Why are you putting the screw in the door? What’re you doing? (A moment of silence.) Ah, oh, WILLIAM. You’re screwin’ the door shut? (William finishes screwing the door shut.)
William: Screw you.
Violette: William! (Sighs) (To Bill) He screwed-
Bill: (To William) Well, you have a solution for everything don’t you?
Violette: He screwed the door shut. Now, we can’t-
Bill: (Over Violette) Well, I’ve got news for him.
Violette: No, there’s no news for him, he screwed the door shut.
Bill: (Over Violette) Oh, I’m gonna take care of that.
Violette: He screwed the door shut.
Andy: Why wouldn’t he just come down here and stop that so much crap?
Violette: (To Andy) He screwed the door shut.
Andy: Oh, he screwed the door shut?
Violette: It is shut. He put a screw in it. So, he can’t turn off- (Bill gets up off the chair once again.)
Andy: Oh my god.
Violette: (To Bill) You can’t turn off electricity now. It’s shut. He screwed it shut.
Bill: You got to be kidding me!
Violette: C’mon, let’s just go swimming without him, okay? He’s got his way, so don’t- just let it go. Just let it go. Where are you going? Just let it go. (Bill grabs a wrench.)
Bill: I’m gonna unscrew it.
Violette: This is ridiculous.
Bill: Where’s that screwdriver he had?
Violette: He took it upstairs with him. He took it upstairs with him. (Bill unscrews the screw with the wrench.) You’re not gonna get that out.
Bill: Why not? (Andy turns off the internet offscreen.)
William: HE JUST FRICKIN’ TURNED OFF THE FRICKIN’ INTERNET!!!
Violette: This is ridiculous.
William: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!?!?! I FRICKIN’ GIVE UP!!! I’M DONE WITH YOUR FRICKIN’ CRAP!!!
Violette: Did Andy turn off the internet or somethin’?
William: I GIVE UP!!! I’M GOING TO SLEEP!!!
Bill: Frickin’ jerk.
William: SCREW YOU ALL, FRICK OFF, I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE,
Violette: (To Andy) Andy di-
William: -I GIVE UP WITH YOUR FRICKIN’ CRAP!!!
Violette: Andy, you turned off the internet?
Andy: Yeah, I did.
Violette: Gosh. (To Bill) N- Andy did that one! Oh my gosh. (The video ends.)