(Note: Violette is offscreen for the entire video.)
(2017-2018 Violette1st Intro)
William: DON’T MESS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: FREAKING JERK!
William: You better not turn off the freakin' internet!
Violette: Cause it says...
William: I have a-
William: GE- GET FREAKING REKT!
Violette: WIIILLIAAAAAAAAM!!!
William: Get out!
(Violette1st logo is shown, then explodes.)
(Video starts)
(Violette is filming in her soon-to-be office.)
Violette: Hello, everybody. Um, I'm talking to everyone, but in a couple minutes, I'm gonna be reaching out to the techies. Um, I don't know if I've mentioned, but I'm trying to make an office in here. (Films Mitty) Oh, m'hellos! (Films the room) Um, it's messy in here but I ripped out this carpet (Films the floor), and that's the old floor underneath it, I'm gonna replace it. (Films TV) I put like a TV up in the corner. (Films table) I'm gonna get like an L-shaped desk right here, in place of this table. (Films office chairs) I've gotten a couple computer office chairs, (Films printer) my wireless, uh, printer. (Films the monster paper shredder) And this, you've seen this video, y-you see it in the video on Violette, um, 2nd. This is, um, my monster paper shredder. That thing really shreds good. And, (Films cabinet) I got this nice cabinet... right here, um, for like storing fan mail. (Opens the cabinet) No, don't go in it, Mitty, no, don't go in it. Let me just show people. Um, this is like all the fan- a lot of the fan mail. I'm trying to organize it. I've been putting each episode in its own bag... right here. Okay. Uh, I got it organized all last year so before, we're trying to just keep it all in this thing. (Films the container) This container which people- fan mail people drew pictures for it. I still have it, but it just got too much to put in there. But I have more shells down here, to have- put more in here. So, oopsie! I just dropped this whole fan mail. Anyways... I don't know what that... I don't know what that is. Anyways- Mitty, get out! Is he in there? No, okay. (Closes one door) Oop, I didn't- My finger was on something. Anyways, that's what I'm doing. (Walks over to two monitors) But the reason I'm talking about techies, is cause my dual monitors are not working. (Films the working monitor, and then the faulty monitor) If you look here, you can see this cord. You can see the green light. (Films the cord plugged into the computer tower) You can see this cord. It's wrapped up. It follows all the way around until it plugs right here. You can see it's clearly plugged in right there. (Films the working monitor's keyboard) And, If I go to the Control Panel... um, right here. And I go to... (Films the working monitor) Hardware and Sound... (Clicks the Hardware and Sound button) Then I go to Devices and Printers... (Clicks the Devices and Printers button, it loads) I said, go- Yep, there, it's loading. Um, I'm just showing you what I have done so far. So, if you try to help me, you don't kind of ask me to redo things I've already done. But if you see what I have done so far... Um... This screen goes to the Devices and Printers, and if it ever loads, it shows up two monitors. (Films faulty monitor) It shows that this monitor is here, and it says it's working properly. (Films the working monitor) I hit Properties, and acknowledges it, so it's- it's hooked up, but it's just not...
William: (Offscreen) MOM!
Violette: Actually- What?! (Films William)
Violette: Oh my gosh, you scared me!
William: (Now onscreen) I'm hungry.
Violette: Okay. Well, why did you say it-
William: You said we were going to go out to eat earlier, we gotta go.
Violette: Why did you yell like that?
William: Because I wanted to get your attention.
Violette: William, I'm right here. You don't have to scream.
William: Well, it worked! Didn't it?
Violette: Look, I'm your mother, and I like it said nicely!
William: (Mumbling) Oh my god, why does that- Okay, whatever! Let's just go out to eat. Come on, we got your- borrow your purse to eat. Let's go.
Violette: Excuse me? I need you to say it nicely.
William: (Sighs) Okay- Mom, come on, can- Let's just go!
Violette: Say "Mom".
William: Mom, why are you putting me through this hard task?
Violette: I don't like- It's hard just to say "Mom" nicely?
William: (Stutters) This is too complex for me. Okay- I don't know what you're asking me.
Violette: I want you to say it nicely. Like you could be like "Mom" instead of like "MOM!"
William: Mom, come on! Can we just go?!
Violette: I'm waiting for you to say it nicely.
William: Why do you have to say all this complex...
Violette: Well... Yes, we could stay here and I'll make something to eat here.
William: Noo!
Violette: Well, if you can't tell it nice-
William: Okay, let's just restart! (Walks out of room)
Violette: You're gonna re-come- re-come in the room? Okay.
(William closes the door.)
Violette: Yes. (Films the working monitor) It's still not working as you can s-see.
(Violette films the door. William opens it.)
William: (Happier) Oh, hey, mom!
Violette: Hello!
William: Let's go out to eat!
Violette: Sure, son! We can do that!
William: Let's go.
Violette: Okay. Just go out in the living room and I'll be ready in 15 minutes.
William: 15 minutes?!
Violette: Yep, I got it-
William: (Offscreen) What?!
Violette: I got something to fix.
William: (Onscreen) Just tell me anything! I'll help you get ready!
Violette: I'm ready, I just need to finish up something on the computer here.
William: Oh my god, ca-can you- O-Okay, okay. How about this? I'll give you 5 minutes.
Violette: William, I'm the parent here, and I said I need 15 minutes.
William: Mom, come on! I'm gonna starve to death if we don't go!
Violette: To death? Please.
William: Yes, we gotta go.
Violette: I need 15 minutes to finish up what I'm doing.
William: NO!
Violette: Yes!
William: NO!
Violette: Yeah.
William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Violette: (Films the working monitor) As I was saying, my YouTube friends...
William: (Offscreen) NO!
Violette: I'm talking to my YouTube friends!
William: (Onscreen) (Over Violette) NO! NO NO NO!
Violette: I'm trying to talk to my YouTube friends.
William: I don't care if you're trying to talk to your stup- freakin'- fr- fr- freak-
Violette: (Gasps) Stupid? They're your friends too!
William: Okay, my- o-our YouTube friends!
Violette: You should show respect!
William: Okay, I'm sorry.
Violette: You might of hurt one of their feelings!
William: I'm sorry, i don't wanna call them names. They're- they're- they're awesome.
Violette: Okay.
William: Okay.
Violette: Now, I'm reaching out to them to fix my dual monitor.
William: Okay, but well- You can't upload to them with right now. It's gonna take a few hours.
Violette: (Over William) No, but I'm gonna finish the video-
William: (Offscreen) It's gonna take a few hours.
Violette: I know, I'm gonna upload it while we go out to eat, but I need 15 minutes to finish up talking to them.
William: (Onscreen) No.
Violette: (Over William) So I'll see in you in 15 minutes.
William: (Over Violette) (???) Can't you explain when we come right up?!
Violette: No, I need to show them what I'm doing. Like I'm waiting for this to load.
William: (Over Violette) All you- Okay, all you need to do is drive there,
Violette: (Over William) Okay.
William: and you can- On the way up, you can get- (pretends to hold camera) get out- get out your camera,
Violette: (Over William) (???) I need 15 minutes.
William: and be like "All right, I'm- I'm- I'm driving
Violette: (Over William) I need 15 minutes!
William: on the way to this, but I have a problem back at the house
Violette: (Over William) I need 15 minutes.
William: where I needed to fix my dual monitor."
Violette: (Over William) I need 15- I need 15 minutes, William!
William: NO!
Violette: Well then, we're not-
William: No, let me fix this for you because obviously you can't handle the (???)
Violette: (Over William) No. I'll- Okay, you can fix it for me if you say it nice.
William: My god, Mom, just move!
Violette: No- Now see that's not-
William: (Over Violette) MOOVE!
Violette: You need to say "Could you please move?".
(William pulls Violette out of the way.)
Violette: "Would you please"- What are you doing?!
William: (Offscreen) Get up out of the chair!
Violette: No!
William: (Offscreen) Get out! Get out!
Violette: (Over William) No!
William: (Offscreen) Get out!
Violette: Get off of me!
William: (Offscreen) You know what? I'll just wheel you over here!
Violette: Would you wheel me around the room! That's rude!
(William pushes the table with Mitty on it.)
William: And I'll just put this chair in right here!
(William pushes the chair towards the working monitor.)
William: And (???) here.
Violette: (Over William) Now look what you're doing! You know what? All because you just couldn't ask me nicely... to get up?
(William sits on the chair. Note: William's butt can be seen.)
Violette: You gotta go switch our chairs around?
William: (Over Violette) Okay. Now, (???) just let me fix this! Stop nagging me!
Violette: Na- Okay, say- I-I want you to say it nice.
William: (Over Violette) Blah blah blah blah, let me just fix this!
Violette: (Stutters) Hey, can you say "Please"?
William: Mom- Mom- Mom- Stop! I can't- I can't help you if you're not gonna- Mom!
Violette: (Over William) You never said "Please"
William: Just let me do this.
Violette: "Pleeease"
William: Just let me- Mom! Do you want me to help you or not?!
Violette: If you-
William: You obviously don't want me to help you.
Violette: (Over William) Yes! I want you to talk with respect!
William: How do- Oh my god, just stop! Let me do this!
Violette: I want you to talk with respect.
William: (Over Violette) Okay, so I- D-D-D-D-WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP?!?!
Violette: Na- (???)
William: (Over Violette) CA- WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS?! Gosh!
Violette: You don't have to do that, William.
William: (Whispers) Oh my god. (Out loud) You have to go into the Display Settings, you gotta right click on the Desktop, and then go in here. Now let me just do this! Okay? Can you just stay silent like (???)?
Violette: Can you say "Please"?
(William rolls his eyes and turns to the working monitor.)
Violette: Are you gonna say "Please"?
William: (Over Violette) You know what? You're so complicated, I can't even frick.. do this.
Violette: You can't say "Please"?
(William slowly turns to face Violette.)
William: I can get this done, we can get out and go to eat, and eat heaven- heavenly food, if you would just stop.
Violette: How did you get that on there? And then I also wanted (to) remind you to say "Please".
William: (Stressed) Would you stop nagging me?! Why can't- Do you want the monitor to ever function again?!
Violette: (Over William) Okay, so I see the two monitors, I (???). If you- But I want you to-
William: (Gets up from chair) YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? Okay, okay. Okay. Do you have this hooked up?
Violette: Yes. You know what?
William: Okay, let me try...
Violette: (Over William) You're gonna say "Please".
William: Okay, okay. You have this cord hooked up right here. Okay, (Sits down) you bring it back to here...
Violette: Yes, right here. (Films a foam purple thingy with white polka dots, then films William)
William: Mom, you don't even have it hooked up here. You don't even have it hooked up!
Violette: Yes I do.
William: No you di- No you didn't, but you (???).
Violette: (Over William) You pulled that out! It- (Films the faulty monitor, which now has a rainbow thingy on the screen)
William: (Offscreen) No I didn't!
Violette: But then how come that- that rainbow thing wasn't on the screen a minute ago?
William: Because.. It- Just...
Violette: William, you're making up stories.
William: (Over Violette) (???) Okay, I'm plugging this back in. I-I mean I'm plugging it in. Uh...
(Violette hits William with the foam purple polka dot thing.)
William: And- Could you stop?
Violette: Well you're being so mean.
William: (Over Violette) You're gonna hurt someone with that thing.
Violette: With this foam, I'm gonna hurt somebody? William? Okay now....
William: See? Now it's gonna work.
Violette: No it's not.
William: See? (Whispers) Oh my God...
Violette: I told you it's been working before.