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Violette1st 2015-2017 intro[]

William: Why?

Violette: ‘Cause it says...homework.

William: I’ll break that camera.

(The video starts)

Script[]

William: Why did you only get us two pizzas?

Andy: (Over William) That is good food.

Bill: You don’t appreciate anything. I’m buying two pizzas, and you’re gonna get some, and you’re gonna sit there and argue with me! What is your problem?!

William: Two pizzas is not enough, I’m gonna go to bed frickin’ hungry!

Bill: Whaddya mean “Two Pizzas isn’t enough?!”

William: It’s not enough!

Violette: William,

William: (To Andy) Andy, do you think two pizzas is enough?

Violette: William, we can have salads with it.

Bill: (To Violette) Absolutely!

William: Salads are disgusting!

Andy: Salads are good.

William: (To Bill) You wouldn’t even eat a salad.

Bill: I love salads!

William: No you don’t!

Bill: Yes I do!

William: I’ve never seen you eat a salad!

Bill: Well, that’s you because you don’t look. Obviously.

Violette: Yeah- William, I don’t think we each nee- we don’t need more pizza than two pizzas.

Bill: Absolutely.

Violette: I think that’s enough right there.

William: You should’ve at least got us one more piece.

Violette: William!

Bill: A piz- a pizza a person? That’s unhealthy!

William: Yeah- Oh! Oh! I’m the one that’s unhealthy here!

Bill: Well, right now you’re-

William: (Over Bill) You’re a...you go to frickin’ KFC and frickin’ McDonald’s like almost every day.

Bill: So? I like it.

William: Yeah, and you get like three Big Macs while you’re there!

Bill: I’m sorry, I was hungry.

Andy: (Over Bill) These Big Macs are good.

William: (To Andy) Yeah, but they’re not good for you!

Bill: Well, they’re- they’re tasty.

Andy: (Over Bill) See? You got cheese, good.

William: Yeah!

Andy: Lettuce, good.

Bill: Yes.

Andy: Bread, good.

Bill: (To Andy) Hot sauce?

William: Yeah, but it’s not good for you, look it up!

Violette: Gu-

William: Idiots and the frickin’ chicken nuggets are like frickin’-

Bill: (Over William) You’re not getting the whole pizza to yourself, I’m sorry.

Violette: William,

William: Yeah, because you’re too frickin’ lazy to go back out and get one.

Bill: Nope, I got what I need, and that’s it.

Violette: William,

Bill: If you don’t like it, walk out.

Violette: I’m not a fan of all this greasy food, okay? I think this is plenty of food- pizza for us.

William: Why are we arguing over pizza?

Violette: I know.

Bill: Because, you’ll never get enough.

Violette: Yeah, just- let’s just eat it, okay? Make the best of it, William. Make the best of it. (The quartet go into the house.) Come on now. We can still have a nice night, let’s not fret over pizza.

William: I’ll put it on the table.

Bill: Okay. We need room for the plate.

Violette: Dish.

William: We don’t have room for the frickin’ plates. Alright guys, get a piece.

Bill: (Over William) I want my pizza first.

Andy: Where’s my plate?

Bill: Where’s my plate, exactly. ‘Cause, I get- I get pizza first, ‘cause I paid for this.

William: Yeah, and I don’t care if you’re supposed to provide for me.

Bill: I do provide for you!

William: Why are the plates not-

Violette: You guys-

William: I didn’t say we fight!

Violette: Everybody, just get your plates! You’re fighting over plates?! This is really s-

William: There is no plates!

Violette: Dishwasher, there’s plates in the dishwasher.

William: Do you want one of em’?

Violette: I-

William: Do you want one?

Violette: Sure, just leave mine um, on the side.

Bill: I want the first piece.

Violette: (To Bill) Of course Bill, you get the first piece, okay?

Bill: I’m starvin’.

Violette: We know you’re starvin’.

William: Indeed, “You’re always starvin’.” She’s right. Alright,

Violette: These are small ones, but whatever.

William: This could be your plate. (Gives Bill the smallest plate)

Bill: Why did you give me the smallest plate?

William: I don’t care! Let’s just frickin’ eat.

Bill: (Over William) I know you don’t care!

Violette: William, just get out a normal plate.

William: (Screaming) STOP ARGUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Violette: I don’t think you should even-

Bill: I can’t even enjoy my own pizza.

William: (Over Bill) JUST STOP! STOP!

Violette: This is- (William opens the pizza box.) I didn’t even think we should get this.

William: What is this?

Bill: Whaddya mean, “What is this?” That’s what I like on my pizza.

William: (Offscreen) I don’t like onions and tomatoes!

Bill: (Offscreen) I’m sorry, I do!

Violette: Well, maybe the other-

William: They’re disgusting!

Violette: There’s two pizzas there...

William: (To Violette) Do you even like onions and tomatoes?

Violette: I- I like tomatoes, but I’m not a fan of onions on my pizza.

William: What’s on the other pizza?

Bill: Whaddya mean?

William: What’s on the other pizza? (Checks the ingredients and realizes that there’s onions and tomatoes in it too) WHY DID YOU- YOU KNOW I DON’T LIKE TOMATOES!

Bill: Well, that’s your problem.

William: Frickin’ on-

Bill: They’re healthy! What’s your problem?! Talk about health around here!

William: YEAH, EXACTLY! AND THREE BIG MACS IS NOT HEALTHY!

Andy: Just eat the pizza and

Violette: (To William over Andy) William,

Andy: frickin’ enjoy it.

Violette: Yeah, well, you just get a drink out or some-

Bill: Jerk.

Violette: Oh gosh, what’s he doin’?

Bill: What’re you doin you frickin’ dingbat?!

Violette: William, what’re you doing?

Bill: What’re you- WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’?! NO! NO! (William eggs the pizza.) NO!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’?!?!?!

Andy: What the hell dude?!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: GET OFF OF MY FRICKIN’ PIZZA!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: STOP!!! FRICKIN’ JERK!

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAAAAM!

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK?! FRICKIN’ JERK!

Violette: (To William over Bill) WILLIAAAAAAAAAAM! (William puts more cracked eggs on the pizza.)

Bill: WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’?!?!?!

Violette: WILLIAM, STOP!

Bill: YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THESE!!!

William: NO, I’M NOT!

Bill: YES!

Andy: YOU ARE!

Bill: YES!

Andy: THIS IS UNREAL!

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAAAAAM!

William: GO AHEAD AND EAT THAT!

Violette: THAT IS NOT NECESSARY!

Bill: I AM NOT PUTTIN’ UP- (William slams the egged pizza towards Andy’s shirt.)

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! (Andy and William have a hectic fight.)

Bill: STOP!!!

Violette: GUYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!

Bill: STOP!!! THE FRICK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Violette: MY GOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

Bill: STOP!!!

Violette: STOP IT!!!

Andy: AARGH!!!

Violette: THIS IS SO IMMATURE!!!

Bill: STOP!!!

Violette: YOU GUYS ACT LIKE BABIES!!!

Bill: STOP IT!!!

Andy: GRR!!!

Violette: STOP IT!!!

Bill: JERK!

Violette: MY GOOOOOOOSH!!!

Bill: ENOUGH! YOU GOT MESS EVERYWHERE!

Violette: WILLIAM, STOP!!! NO WILLI-

Bill: STOP!

Andy: WHAT’E YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE- (William eggs Andy.)

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAAAAM!!! NOW-

Bill: STOP!

Violette: MY GO- YOU’RE MAKING A MESS!!! I NEED TWO EGGS FOR WORK IN THE- BEFORE I GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING!!!

Bill: FRICKIN’ JERK!

Violette: DON’T USE MY EGGS!

Bill: FRICKIN’ JERK, WE NEED THAT FOOD! WHY WOULD YOU WASTE IT ON THIS FOOD?!

Violette: WILLIAM, THAT IS A WASTE!

Andy: WHY IS IT THAT EASY FOR PIZZA?!?!?!

Violette: WELL, I GUESS WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO SHARE THE ONE PIZZA NOW!

Bill: (To William) YOU GOT EGG ALL OVER YOUR HAIR, (To Andy) YOU GOT EGG ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT!

Violette: WILLIAM!

Andy: AARGH!

Bill: WE CAN’T EVEN ENJOY A MEAL ANYMORE!

Violette: WILLIAAAAAAAM!

Bill: FRICK!

Andy: WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THE OTHER PIZZA?!?!?!

Bill: YEAH, GIMME THAT!!!

Violette: Oh no.

Bill: FRICKIN’ JERK!!!

Violette: Oh no.

Andy: WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Violette: William, don’t run away with the pizza! You already ruined one! (William, Andy, and Violette go outside.)

Andy: WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Violette: William...William, bring the pizza back! William, bring the pizza back! Oh gosh, alright, give me the pizza.

Andy: (To Violette) He threw it on the ground!

Violette: Oh my gosh, I already-

Andy: Now, he’s putting lighter fluid on it!

Violette: William! (William puts fluid on the pizza.) WILLIAM!!! STOP! NOPE! STOP IT NOW! OH STOP!

Andy: What are you doing?!

Violette: I don’t even wanna be- OH MY GOSH, (William puts gasoline on the pizza.) YOU’RE GONNA BURN PIZZA?!?!?!

Andy: (To Bill) Dude, he’s gonna burn the pizza!

Bill: Well, that’s alright, let him do it, I dare him.

Violette: (To Bill) IT’S NOT ALRIGHT!

Bill: He’s definitely gonna buy me two pizzas.

Violette: I TOLD HIM NOT TO HAVE SO MANY FIRES ANYMORE!

Bill: (To William) You are gonna buy me two pizzas buddy!

Violette: I SAID TO CUT BACK ON YOUR FIRES!

Bill: And you said, You are gonna destroy em’! You frickin’ jerk! (William incinerates the pizza.)

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: Now, you’re definitely gonna buy my pizzas!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!

Bill: You are! Frickin’ jerk!

Andy: Well, I guess this is taking crispy to a whole new level.

Violette: WILLIAM!!! (A moment of silence.) THAT IS RIDICULOUS! YOU’RE BUR-

Andy: Why would you do that?! You gotta buy new food now! What’re we gonna eat now?!

Violette: Well, I guess they’re well done!

William: (Bellows) I’M NOT BUYING YOU PIZZA!!!

Bill: You are so! (To Violette) He’s buying me two more pizzas. I’m not putting up with this crap no more. I can’t have anything here like that.

Violette: (Over Bill) I know this isn’t right, but maybe you could’ve gotten the pizzas of two different types instead of getting them both your way! You knew that he didn’t like tomatoes!

Bill: HE CAN PICK EM’ OFF!

Violette: Even if he doesn’t like the taste of the onions getting into the food!

Bill: Well, that’s his problem!

Violette: You should try to think of everybody. Oh my...gosh.

Bill: (To William) You’re gonna buy me pizzas pal!

William: You’re putting out the fire!

Bill: No, y- you are gonna buy me pizzas!

Violette: Oh my gosh.

Bill: I’m gonna go put this frickin’ fire out.

Violette: Yeah B- well, excuse me. I gotta get a pi- look at this, this is ridicu- (Gasps) there’s still a pie- couple of pieces there that I don’t wanna burn.

William: (To Violette) Oh yeah! We’re gonna eat em’ after they were on-

Violette: (To William) Shut up! I was just saying, okay?!

Bill: The waters off of the frickin’ hose. I gotta go into the house and turn the hose on.

Violette: (To Bill) Who turned off the water? (William tosses the burnt Xbox.) Oh. Oh, there’s that Xbox that was burned. (Andy chuckling)

Andy: That was funny.

William: (Bellows) THAT WASN’T FUNNY!!!

Andy: (To William) That was! That was hilarious!

William: (Bellows) I SHOULD SHOW THAT VIDEO TO THE POLICE!!!

Violette: (To Andy) Andy, that was not funny.

Andy: (To Violette) I disagree.

Violette: It i- the fire is probably gonna put itself out so, don’t worry, the fire is gonna put itself out. So just, tell your dad actually-

Andy: (To William) What’re you doin’ now?!

Violette: William, William, WILLIAM!!! I SAID, JUST LET IT G- WILLIAM, (William incinerates the pizza once more.) THE PIZZAS OBVIOUSLY D- GET AWAY FROM THERE!!! (Corrupted voice) RIGHT NOW!!! WILLIAM, GET AWA- I’M SERIOUS (William scorches the yard.) WILLIAM! WILLIAM!!! (Gasps) TELL YOUR DAD TO GET OUT HERE NOW! WILLIAM, SERIOUSLY, GO GET HIM!

Andy: Hey, get away.

Violette: GO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! (To Andy) Andy, go get him! (Andy blows on the flame of the gasoline.) Andy- oh my gosh! (Andy claps his hands to put out the flame on the gasoline.) We’re gonna frickin’ burn the yard down!

Andy: (To Violette) We’re good.

Violette: (To William) Tell your dad to seriously to- (To Andy) No, it’s not good! This is terrible! (To William) Where’s your dad?!

William: (To Violette) YOU ARGUE OVER EVERYTHING!

Violette: WHO WOULD TURN OFF THE WATER?! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHO WOULD TURN OFF WATER WHEN WE HAVE A WILLIAM FIRE ARTS IN THIS AROUND HERE?!

Bill: Yeah, he must’ve turned the water off the frickin’ house!

Violette: (To William and Andy) Stop it you guys! You stop fighting! Get that hose now before it gets worse! (To William) William, I told you not to have so many fires anymore! Stop it! That is so ridiculous!

William: (To Andy) STOP!

Andy: You started me first!

Bill: (Comes back with the hose) Who set the chair on fire?!

William: That wasn’t me!

Bill: Frickin’ jerk!

William: It’s probably this idiot!

Andy: (To Bill) Nah, he almost blowed up the gas can.

Violette: (To Bill) Yeah, he did. Although, I’m not on your guys side, but he did. (Bill puts out the fire.) Okay, good. This night is just gonna be- (Bill sprays water on William.)

William: STOP!

Violette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BILL, YOU SQUIRTED HIM!!! THAT WAS MEAN!!!

Bill: (To Violette) Good, he deserved it!

Violette: YOU DIDN’T NEED TO SQUIRT HIM!

Bill: Yes, I did!

William: WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS TURN OUT BAD FOR ME?!

Bill: (To Andy) Watch out Andy.

Violette: You didn’t need to squirt him, now, he’s all wet, full of food over him!

Andy: I told you-

Violette: (To William over Andy) William! Oh my gosh! This is a terrible night! Absolutely terrible!

Bill: Frickin’ jerk.

Violette: William, go take a- William- oh gosh, what’re you doing?

Bill: What’re you doin’ now you dingbat?!

Violette: You’re scoopin’ up the pizza? (Video cut #1)

Bill: WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Andy: What are you doing now?!

Violette: William, why are you putting the- are you scooping up the pizza? (William digs the spot where Bill buried his Xbox.)

Andy: What the hell-

Violette: You’re bur- oh, you’re burying it where- he buried it where you guys buried his Xbox. Oh no! I’m c- oh no! Oh real- well, you guys did that to him. Can I say?

Andy: Yeah, but it doesn’t go in bury food.

Violette: He needs to cross out the word Xbox and put pizza. (Violette walks toward Bill.) (To Bill) Terrible. Disaster is- (Video cut #2) (Violette goes back towards the house ending the video.)


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